diff --git a/package.json b/package.json
index 29cb61687..c37277e1c 100644
--- a/package.json
+++ b/package.json
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 {
 	"name": "calckey",
-	"version": "12.119.0-calc.15.3",
+	"version": "12.119.0-calc.15.4",
 	"codename": "aqua",
 	"repository": {
 		"type": "git",
diff --git a/packages/backend/src/server/api/endpoints.ts b/packages/backend/src/server/api/endpoints.ts
index 29cd19026..d662d53af 100644
--- a/packages/backend/src/server/api/endpoints.ts
+++ b/packages/backend/src/server/api/endpoints.ts
@@ -275,6 +275,7 @@ import * as ep___pinnedUsers from './endpoints/pinned-users.js';
 import * as ep___customMOTD from './endpoints/custom-motd.js';
 import * as ep___customSplashIcons from './endpoints/custom-splash-icons.js';
 import * as ep___latestVersion from './endpoints/latest-version.js';
+import * as ep___patrons from './endpoints/patrons.js';
 import * as ep___promo_read from './endpoints/promo/read.js';
 import * as ep___requestResetPassword from './endpoints/request-reset-password.js';
 import * as ep___resetDb from './endpoints/reset-db.js';
@@ -599,6 +600,7 @@ const eps = [
 	['custom-motd', ep___customMOTD],
 	['custom-splash-icons', ep___customSplashIcons],
 	['latest-version', ep___latestVersion],
+	['patrons', ep___patrons],
 	['promo/read', ep___promo_read],
 	['request-reset-password', ep___requestResetPassword],
 	['reset-db', ep___resetDb],
diff --git a/packages/backend/src/server/api/endpoints/patrons.ts b/packages/backend/src/server/api/endpoints/patrons.ts
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..21f8d6717
--- /dev/null
+++ b/packages/backend/src/server/api/endpoints/patrons.ts
@@ -0,0 +1,28 @@
+import define from '../define.js';
+
+export const meta = {
+	tags: ['meta'],
+
+	requireCredential: false,
+	requireCredentialPrivateMode: false,
+} as const;
+
+export const paramDef = {
+	type: 'object',
+	properties: {},
+	required: [],
+} as const;
+
+// eslint-disable-next-line import/no-default-export
+export default define(meta, paramDef, async () => {
+	let patrons;
+	await fetch('https://codeberg.org/thatonecalculator/calckey/raw/branch/develop/patrons.json')
+		.then((response) => response.json())
+		.then((data) => {
+			patrons = data[0];
+		});
+
+	return {
+		patrons,
+	};
+});
diff --git a/packages/client/src/pages/about-calckey.vue b/packages/client/src/pages/about-calckey.vue
index ddd13d9c7..4124e795d 100644
--- a/packages/client/src/pages/about-calckey.vue
+++ b/packages/client/src/pages/about-calckey.vue
@@ -69,11 +69,7 @@ import { defaultStore } from '@/store';
 import * as os from '@/os';
 import { definePageMetadata } from '@/scripts/page-metadata';
 
-const patrons = [
-	'@atomicpoet@vancity.social',
-	'@shoq@newsroom.social',
-	'@pikadude@erisly.social',
-];
+const patrons = await os.api('patrons');
 
 let easterEggReady = false;
 let easterEggEmojis = $ref([]);
diff --git a/patrons.json b/patrons.json
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..d2f9c2e34
--- /dev/null
+++ b/patrons.json
@@ -0,0 +1,7 @@
+[{
+	[
+		"@atomicpoet@vancity.social"
+		"@shoq@newsroom.social"
+		"@pikadude@erisly.social"
+	]
+}]